Tourette the wrongs

Tonight, after being with the teenagers at church, we went out and did something immature, dangerous, and completely illegal... if we had been on a plane.

You see on a plane you can't say certain words, and just knowing that makes some folks like us want to say them all that much more. It is irresistible, and so we went out tonight and yelled out as many of those words as possible so they would be out of our system for the plane trip tomorrow.

For those of you wondering what you can and can't say on an airplane, here is a list of the banned words:

• Bomb
• Dynamite
• Explosive
• Explode
• Blast
  
• Boom
• Bang
• Pow
• Zip
• Kapow
• Crash
• Whonk
• Knife
• Sword
  
• Liquid
• Fingernail clipper
• Milk
• Phalange
  
• Legendary

Hopefully we'll keep our tongues in check tomorrow. Wish us luck, and if you know of any other banned words please let us know.