Traveling

So today is the day we flew out to Vegas! We knew it would be our last chance for some wholesomeness before getting on the plane so on the ride to the airport we stopped at Aunt Bea’s Restaurant.

With visions of Mayberry in our heads and whistling a tune in our hearts we sat down to a healthy meal of steamed country vegetables, cornbread made from soy, and washed it all down with a glass of skim milk. Yum yum!

Of course Jay had to put barbecue sauce on his lima beans.

The flights were long and in Dallas we got stuck on the tarmac for an hour and a half. Many of the passengers were getting upset and began to use foul language until we got them all to calm down, hold hands, and sing Kumbaya. We made a lot of friends today.

Now for the surprise. Our dear mothers were concerned about the two of us going to Las Vegas without a chaperone, so we consulted with our spiritual advisor who recommended the perfect companion to keep our hearts pure and our eyes from wandering toward the many vices available in Las Vegas:

As we are getting settled here in our hotel for our first full day of spiritual growth, we have made sure to brush our teeth, take our vitamins, say our prayers and now we have put Headna in the bathtub. It would be untoward for her to be sleeping in the same room with us you know.